May 2013
“If you’re so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you’re so...”
– The Smiths - I Know It’s Over (via v-e-l-v-e-t-g-o-l-d-m-i-n-e)
“People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.”
– Unknown (via qoldlush)
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
otterparade:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
cosmo tip #600
expertcosmotips:
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
